When Clowns Get Crowned

When Clowns Get Crowned

I was certain that Donald Trump would never be elected. “Él es un payaso,” (He is a clown) I explained to my server in Mexico back in late 2015 with a casual wave of my hand. My server maintained a worried expression. His family was in the U.S. and what Trump was...

I Don’t Know

I recently unfollowed a doctor who talks about one of my favorite topics (vulvas). I like her book, and respect that she had the ovaries to write it, but she did this thing that MDs do — speak with 100% certainty about topics that their medical degree does not...
A Love Letter

A Love Letter

When my husband and I first fell in love, we couldn’t say “I love you” because it didn’t capture what we were feeling (a million bottle rockets inside a bazooka the size of the sun + a perfectly lit match). We have a code phrase that I won’t share here because I don’t...