Befriend your body. Rewrite the story of your life.

1:1 Bespoke Erotica

Hello beautiful being.

I’m so honored that you are coming to me for 1:1 work to craft a bespoke erotic story. 

 
This work is for you if you want to dare to explore an erotic fantasy in a safe play space, but aren’t quite sure where to begin. It’s perfect for you to stretch the limits of your erotic imagination, unpack shame around something you “should” not want, or simply want to build your sexual vocabulary. 

 
This form is a confidential place for you to share the details of your sexuality as it relates to the story you want to come to life. Give me as much information as you would like to include, and we’ll begin working to open your erotic imagination. 

Bespoke Erotica + 1:1 Guidance

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A peak erotic experience (your sexual "highlight reel") - Sexual or other trauma and how you feel a custom erotica story would address that - Your history with sex therapy and/or erotic bodywork (sexological bodywork, sensual massage, sex workers, sexual surrogates, tantra, etc.)

Ex: How old when you first masturbated? Were you ever caught? What kinds of fantasies or tools? How often?

If you could choose to feel a certain way in sex, what would it be? (Choose as many as you like)

Feel free to share threads of thoughts, flashes of ideas, or words. Here are some prompts to get you started: I have always wanted to... The kind of person I want to have in my bed looks like/sounds like/feels like... Something I want but have never admitted to another person is... ***Note: I welcome your desires, from vanilla to extra kinky. However, I won't take commissions for works involving fantasies about individuals below the age of 18 in any form.

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The Journal

Karma yoga (on the path of motherhood)

I like the skins on sweet potatoes. I enjoy their texture and I like knowing that there are nutrients in them. I also don’t particularly like peeling them. It adds an extra step that is not necessary, which makes a difference in the limited time I have to cook us a meal. But she doesn’t like them. If I leave the skins on anything — sweet potatoes, carrots, grapes, even chickpeas — she sticks out her tongue and spits until the offending characters out of her mouth. Perhaps the texture is too much for her smooth baby tongue. Or maybe she doesn’t have the right technique to adequately grind the skins down with these new teeth of hers. My job is to smooth the rough road ahead of her, so I peel the sweet potatoes before I put them in the food we will share.

This too with love

I lived on Kauai for the past two years. During that time I never seemed to see the news. No one I knew had televisions and I almost never saw a paper. But as we are transitioning our life to Mexico, I have been stationed at my in-laws’ house in a suburban purgatory for a month. This is my vacation to the rest of the world. Here, the news is a part of life.

It’s not that I value being uninformed. Quite the contrary. It is that I value learning what I need to learn without taking a healthy dose of fear alongside it. It is possible to do this, though it does take a bit of work because everyone has a slant, including me.

How I learned to become an Ayurvedic baker (plus a recipe for cookies you can eat for breakfast)

When I was in my early twenties, I woke very, very early and hauled myself into a kitchen of a cafe in Boulder, Colorado. I flipped on the lights at 5:00 a.m., turned on the ovens, and spent my morning hefting gigantic trays of steaming muffins, pies, and cookies from back of house to front.

Baking has been in my DNA since I was born, and it was delicious fun to live out my childhood fantasies as a professional baker. But as much as I loved spreading the perfect cream cheese frosting on a carrot cake, this new direction kept appearing for me. At the same time I was learning to perfect my cheesecake recipe, I was learning about the effects of refined sugar on my body. I was whipping up layer cakes while doing candida cleanses, and suddenly it just fell apart. I left my job as a sugarplum drug dealer and sadly tucked my apron deep into the back of my pantry.

“On this path effort never goes to waste, and there is no failure.”

The Bhagavad Gita 2:40