Befriend your body. Rewrite the story of your life.

1:1 Bespoke Erotica

Hello beautiful being.

I’m so honored that you are coming to me for 1:1 work to craft a bespoke erotic story. 

 
This work is for you if you want to dare to explore an erotic fantasy in a safe play space, but aren’t quite sure where to begin. It’s perfect for you to stretch the limits of your erotic imagination, unpack shame around something you “should” not want, or simply want to build your sexual vocabulary. 

 
This form is a confidential place for you to share the details of your sexuality as it relates to the story you want to come to life. Give me as much information as you would like to include, and we’ll begin working to open your erotic imagination. 

Bespoke Erotica + 1:1 Guidance

Before we begin... Are you above the legal age in your local jurisdiction to access sexual content? Before we begin... Are you above the legal age in your local jurisdiction to access sexual content?

Please use the email address you used for registration & payment.

A peak erotic experience (your sexual "highlight reel") - Sexual or other trauma and how you feel a custom erotica story would address that - Your history with sex therapy and/or erotic bodywork (sexological bodywork, sensual massage, sex workers, sexual surrogates, tantra, etc.)

Ex: How old when you first masturbated? Were you ever caught? What kinds of fantasies or tools? How often?

If you could choose to feel a certain way in sex, what would it be? (Choose as many as you like)

Feel free to share threads of thoughts, flashes of ideas, or words. Here are some prompts to get you started: I have always wanted to... The kind of person I want to have in my bed looks like/sounds like/feels like... Something I want but have never admitted to another person is... ***Note: I welcome your desires, from vanilla to extra kinky. However, I won't take commissions for works involving fantasies about individuals below the age of 18 in any form.

Informed Consent & Agreement Please check each of the boxes to demonstrate your understanding of the following guidelines around our work together:

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The Journal

The Easy Dinner Template

The only thing that is more challenging than spending all morning at a Mexican government office waiting for your visas to be processed is spending the whole morning at a Mexican government office waiting for your visas to be processed with a toddler…whose parents forgot her snack.

There is very little one can do about this kind of situation besides take a number, go to the bodega across the street, buy a couple bananas, and wait.

The twos

I write this as my daughter is crying in the bedroom. My husband is in there with her, trying to coax her to put on her pajamas and get into bed. At the surface is her desire to watch a cartoon show, a rare treat for her. We don’t own a television and rarely even show her our phones, but she is learning to use the potty and her reward for a good poop is to see an episode of a show about this friendly tiger kid she loves.

On our best behavior

We have moved. Twice. Once from a tiny island across an ocean, then to a different country. My daughter is 2½, and cannot understand what would make us uproot everything she’s ever known and move to a place where her mother’s seven years of Spanish classes fail to meet all her needs.

It has been a very intense time of mothering. She cries for me nonstop. She clings to my neck like a 30-lb monkey, terrified about the way the stairs look, or that strange sound in the distance. She wakes in the night and yells my name. It is as if she needs to know that I did not sneak off while she was sleeping and hop on another airplane. Yes, my love, I say, Your mama is here.

“On this path effort never goes to waste, and there is no failure.”

The Bhagavad Gita 2:40